And the 'Canatrash' award goes to.

Welcome to the second edition of the Canatrash Awards. The first one you can find here.

Definition of 'Canatrash'. Canada's peoples who are ignorant, lazy, mean and/or lacking any form of grace, style, class or intelligence. Please step up and accept your award.

The award goes to:

The Canadian who uses his backyard as a trash storage site for his garbage he's to lazy to bring to the dump stuff. Geezus, find some pride in ownership will ya. Here's your award.

The guy who installed that spiffy loud muffler on his truck he needs a step ladder to climb into. You're 5'3 and a prayer. Ya look like an idiot and you're obviously compensating for lack thereof. Here's your award.

The stranger who read over my shoulder. Be it the crackberry or the newspaper. I can feel you and it's creepy. Find some basic etiquette. Here's your award.

The person who didn't have the common courtesy to let the elderly lady in line first. Ya, your 30 something legs will give out before hers,I'm sure. Take your award and sit on it.

The parents of the two teenage hoes girls who allow them to sit outside all night with  wannabe 18 year old wankers men who in turn do incredibly stupid things. Like drink all night, smash beer bottles on the road and easily give away their level of intelligence.  Here's your award. Take it quick before I"ll knock some sense into those two bitches daughters of yours. 

The Animal Control idiot who whined she couldn't get the Labrador dog away from the medium on the highway so she just left. It's called backup or tranquilizer gun, you moron. HOW  did you get hired on??  Here's your award. I hope that dog remembers you if you come across it again.

Know of a few who deserve a Canatrash? Feel free to hand out your own or add a few here.  :-)

And the 'Canatrash Award goes to...

You like the word 'Canatrash' ? just made that one up (sort of) but quite apropos. I'm going to get many made and like the Blue Collar Comedy  I'm going to hand them out where needed. Thanks Bill Engvall of 'Here's your Sign'. :-)

First, let me define 'Canatrash'. Canada's peoples who are ignorant, lazy, mean and lacking any form of grace, style,class or intelligence. ( I came across the word 'Ameritrash (definition #2) ' )  But I am not applying it to the 'white' society only, we are a diversified multicultural society. Ignorance doesn't descriminate in colour, race or culture.

So without further adieu, to some of the People of Canada, 'Here's your award'. 


The first 'Canatrash' goes to the van lady who drove up looking for the closest parking spot. When none were available she reached into the glove compartment ,pulled out the handicap sign and parked in the designated spot. I watched her hop out of the van, not amble out mind you, not struggle out but HOP out and JOG into the store. 
Here's your award. 


A 'Canatrash' to the bloody little wanker who drives around in the dead of night with no muffler and a truck held together by dust and duck tape. Shall I tell you where you belong you bad ass wanna-be? 
Here's your award. 


A special gold edition 'Canatrash' awarded to the person who 'outed' someone very near and dear to me without their consent. I know I've blogged about this but I'm still seething and I didn't have an award for them at the time. 
Here's your plaque. Carry it around, you deserve it in neon lights no less. 


A Canatrash, well now how about a whole schwack of them, goes out to every single member of Parliament who point their fingers at others in session. Get off that moral ground you're standing on, your dirty laundry buried underneath. Is there NO single HONEST one out there? 
Here's your awards, boys and girls. 


Know of a few who deserve a Canatrash? Drop me a line.  :-)

J