And the 'Canatrash' award goes to.

Welcome to the second edition of the Canatrash Awards. The first one you can find here.

Definition of 'Canatrash'. Canada's peoples who are ignorant, lazy, mean and/or lacking any form of grace, style, class or intelligence. Please step up and accept your award.

The award goes to:

The Canadian who uses his backyard as a trash storage site for his garbage he's to lazy to bring to the dump stuff. Geezus, find some pride in ownership will ya. Here's your award.

The guy who installed that spiffy loud muffler on his truck he needs a step ladder to climb into. You're 5'3 and a prayer. Ya look like an idiot and you're obviously compensating for lack thereof. Here's your award.

The stranger who read over my shoulder. Be it the crackberry or the newspaper. I can feel you and it's creepy. Find some basic etiquette. Here's your award.

The person who didn't have the common courtesy to let the elderly lady in line first. Ya, your 30 something legs will give out before hers,I'm sure. Take your award and sit on it.

The parents of the two teenage hoes girls who allow them to sit outside all night with  wannabe 18 year old wankers men who in turn do incredibly stupid things. Like drink all night, smash beer bottles on the road and easily give away their level of intelligence.  Here's your award. Take it quick before I"ll knock some sense into those two bitches daughters of yours. 

The Animal Control idiot who whined she couldn't get the Labrador dog away from the medium on the highway so she just left. It's called backup or tranquilizer gun, you moron. HOW  did you get hired on??  Here's your award. I hope that dog remembers you if you come across it again.

Know of a few who deserve a Canatrash? Feel free to hand out your own or add a few here.  :-)