Jun 2, 2011

Musings of This, That and Other Things





Musings of This, That and Other Things, 

BBQs. Not my most comfortable method of cooking. I can't ever tell when the meat's just right. And I have this fear of propane blowing up in my face every time I light it up. I put on my big girl panties this past Sunday and I braved the big bad BBQ. ( with a full glass of wine, liquid courage you must understand )  Pardon me but I rocked that sucker! Meat done to perfection, delish hamburgers that weren't bottom shoe leather tough.
*taking a bow*
I may or may not have sent my daughter out five hours later because I may or may not have forgotten to shut off the valve to the propane tank in my rush to get away from the beast. Ooops.

I have zero sense of direction. North, south, east, west...To me it all looks the same, we're moving forward,ya?  I'm in awe of people who know what direction they're heading in. ( hmmm that could apply in several ways) It's so bad, I need to landmark my vehicle in a large parking lot. Hubby can't not,for the life of him,understand why people like me can't grasp the concept. I've lived with it this long, only a handful of meltdowns, what's the problem?!
Anyhow, for me to head out to find an address in a city with over a million people and actually doing it? Without a GPS? Well that deserves an honorable mention and apparently a standing ovation from the guys in the store I needed to go to.
*takes a bow*
I drove back home with a sense of accomplishment and a mental pat on the back. ( ok so I loosened my grip on the steering wheel once I was back in familiar territory, point is.. I DID IT! Boo Ya!)

A BIG virtual bouquet and standing ovation to my daughter who's reached her five year clean milestone. It was the hardest fight of her life but she grabbed the monster by the head and snapped it's neck. Five years later, she is officially free and clear. You've no more hold on her you S.O.B.

I want to go back home for a couple of weeks. I'm tired on a deep down level. I want no responsibilities, no house to look after, no cooking/cleaning, no grass cutting/weeding, no dogs to look after, nada, ziltch, zip.
I want to go see my bestie in Montreal, to slouch on her couch and maybe drink copious amounts of alcohol enjoy a cuppa or twenty. To watch the miracle of the birth of my niece, which I'm going to miss. To wake up and head over to Westboro for some of the world's best bagels. Ever.
I want steamed hotdogs from awesome french fry stands.
I want a break. 
I want to be surrounded by my mom, dad and three sisters. Everyone eating and talking up a storm. (We're french, don't doubt me when I say we can eat, talk and drink sip wine.)  
I want some cheese with this whine. 
And some wine with the cheese & whine. 
Aww hell, throw in the chocolate.
Must be my PMS week, because damn I'm a sorry mess at the moment.

Because I don't want to end it on that sorry ass note, I'm going to post a joke because it's well...cute. Albeit corny but worth a small chuckle.

How do you top a car? 

Tep on the brake, Tupid. 

Ha ha.. come on, you are SO grinning right now.




What about you, my bloggy pals, what are your musings of the day?

May 26, 2011

Life's a beach

Mama’s Losin’ It linking up with Mama Kat this week. A photo story of a beach visit.
                                           
                                     
                                     Our recent trip to the edge of western Canada.


Driftwood or Dinosaur skull?


X marks the spot. Start digging.


Sunset @ Tofino


Room with a view

Sand Texture


Mini little sand volcanos


Foamy waters


Seashells by the seashore


Beach Art


Downtime in British Columbia


Catchin' a wave


Yup, it's Gilligan's.


Flintstones favorite beach


At the edge of western Canada


Rock bling

Naughty Mermaid?


Yoga, Crab style


Driftwood Beach?

Nature's Hammock

  iPhone sunset





May 23, 2011

Musings of This, That and Other Things




Musings of This, That and Other Things, 

The dog park in our town is nice enough to provide poop bags for us. It is the law to clean up after your animals.  Hubby was just leaving the park when this lady drives up, walks over to the box where two fat rolls of the bags are kept. She starts unrolling and doesn't stop till the grocery bag she brought is full to spilling with them. If she didn't take a hundred, she didn't take one. And what does she do? Turns around, gets back in her vehicle and drives off with no dogs in tow. Gee lady, don't worry for the rest of us that actually use the park and need those hundred bags. You didn't even have the grace to look sheepish. Um... thou shall not covet, honey. Yeah that applies to dog shit bags as well.

Want to know how talented I am?
Well too gosh darn bad, you're going to find out anyways..
I walk over to the microwave, turn my thumb sideways to push the button to open it. Sideways because I have acrylics on the semi longish side and it fits perfectly along the length of the button. I misjudge and ram the corner of my nail on the shelf it sits on. CRACK! Shitpissfrackinglousyfiretruckingsonofabeeswaxmuthertruckingpain  Suwweet Baby Jesus, there went 1/4 of my acrylic along with my real nail from the top heading towards the cuticle.
To add insult to injury, the nail tech, when I went the next day, slipped with the little mini grinder and lifted that whole section.
Cry, squeal,sniffle, stomach roll, eye roll, blanch and head bowed till it was fixed.
Walked out with wobbly knees.

Where were you when six o'clock rolled around May 21st? For the Rapture?  I was out on my porch, sitting on my Adirondack chair with my lil grand baby fast asleep in my arms. No other place I'd rather be. Just me, baby and the sounds of the continuation of life.
But hey, someone want to hug that old preacher? Tell him to cheer up, he's 89 yrs old,the end is near.

My trainer is pushing me to do what feels like 500 squats.
'Lower and deeper, put a little something extra in that butt, ' she booms out.
'Already did,' I deadpanned, 'it's called cheesecake.'

Rain. We need it. I know most of you don't. Our province is on fire. Three hundred thousand hectares burned and we lost half a town. 7000 people displaced, homeless.  I'll take it from you who are swimming in it. We have the Rainmaker Rodeo next Saturday, that'll help too, I hope. 

What about you, my bloggy pals, what are your musings of the day?