And how was the flight home?

taken with iPhone

Save me from corny lines.

On the plane ride home. Dorky dude across the isle to his fellow passenger:
Dork: Wow you have nice teeth.
Her: Oh thank you.
Me: Bubble thought, "He just didn't use that line, did he?!"
Dork: Is it your toothpaste or have you whitened your teeth?
Me: Bubble thought, " Dork, it's like asking if her girls are real. It's NONE of your business"
Her: Oh it's um probably my toothpaste.

An hour later into the flight as I was editing photos on my laptop:
Dork to me: Excuse me
Me: Um yes?
Dork: Did you take those pictures yourself? Or you download them?
Me: I took them.
Dork, quite loudly: Are you sure you didn't download them?
Me: Bubble thought, "Seriously..are you hard of hearing or slow to comprehend?"
Me: Yes, I'm quite sure.
Dork two minutes later: Excuse me!
Me: Sigh.
Me: Yes?
Dork: Have you taken classes to be able to do this?
Me: No, self taught.
Dork: You MUST of taken classes.
Me: Bubble thought, "And here sits the village idiot. "
Me: No. I. Didn't. Take. Classes.
I closed down my editing software and slapped a movie on the desktop, shoving ear buds in my ears.
10 minutes later I shut the movie down, the audio out of sync with the actors's mouths. ( yeah, I downloaded it for free )
I took out my e-reader.
Dork: Excuse me!!
Me: Bubble thought, " Okay, just SHOOT me now"
Me: Yeah..?
Dork: What' the name of that actor in the movie?
Me: Daniel Craig.
Dork: Yeah.. that's it. HA HA HA . What's the name of that movie?
Me: Cowboys and Aliens.
Dork: Is it a good movie?
Me: I don't KNOW, I only watched it for 10 minutes.
Dork: What's the title again? Cowboys and Indians??
Me: Yeah.. yeah,that's it. Cowboys and Indians.
Dork: THANK YOU. ( Am I deaf, why the hell is he talking so loud???) Are you going
to work on  your pictures again?? Wow you must of taken classes for it.
Me: Bubble Thought, "You truly are a fuckwit, aren't you. "
Me: Not any time during the rest of this flight, no.
Dork: How do you get the background so fuzzy?
Me: I have a special button on my camera.  :-/  Excuse me, I am going to read now.