Musings of This,That and Other Things

Why can't people on the TV shows shut the doors when they walk in somewhere?? It bugs me to no end and,yes,I get it's quite trivial.
But they never. shut.the.stupid.door. and they get caught or get dead.
Just shut the frikken door already.
Yeah yeah, I hear you...going to get a life now.

So hubby and I went out to a restaurant on the recommendation of his bandaid at work. ( medic on the pipeline) She gushed about this place. 
We didn't finish either of our meals. My salad was limp from too much dressing. (one of my biggest pet peeves) and his steak would of done a shoemaker proud. He commented to her the next day, 'Good thing we're married otherwise she would of left me sitting there.' 
Truth.
And um Bandaid? Raise your bar a tad. 


(Little) Bitch, Please. 
If you are above us in this class, then by all means, there's the door. Don't let it hit you in your oddly shaped ass on the way out, mmkay? Oh, and honey? - those are not legs, those are sticks. 


See me laugh as I drive by you parked on the side of the road, the flashing red blue lights dancing off your tailgate. Pardon me while I gloat a bit.. it feels good after you cut me off, sped through and crossed lanes in the middle of the intersection. Yes, your truck is bigger but your brain isn't. I hope the several tickets he's issuing you hurts. They are well deserved, Asshat.


I was watching rain drops line up and run across the jeep window the other day as we were driving. It reminded me of when I was younger and would imagine those drops to be a symphony being played out. ( Dad listened to classical music ) Or children racing each other across the playground. I'd be rooting for the little raindrop guy, hoping he'd pull ahead and win the race. I'd have entire conversations going too.. 
Yeah, I'm just talented that way. 


Did I ever tell you about the six million dollars I almost won?
Missed it one by. one. facking. number. 
Yup.One little teeny tiny square over.  
My MIL cried, I literally just shrugged my shoulders and hubby took us on a trip with what we did win. ( 3500.00)
It wasn't meant to be.
But ohhh as I sit here in the frozen tundra of Western Northern Canada while the snow and wind play havoc with any that dare to test the day, I think back to that moment. :-/


Me, 4 a.m as my 4 yr old grand baby tries to sneak into my bed:  
Why are you sneaking into Nammie's bed? 
She who is wise beyond her years : Because I love you?  
You play dirty warfare, kiddo. 


What about you, my bloggy friends, what are your musings of the day?