Mar 14, 2013

For Today



For Today

Outside my window... 
Winter has reared his butt ugly face yet again. And by the looks of it, he's feeling mighty mean.

I am thinking...
About Spring. Buds. Green grass. C o l o u r.

I am thankful for...
My sanity. I will have survived yet another winter. Hopefully one of the last I will have to endure. If plans work out. 
    
From the Kitchen...
I'm watching my youngest daughter 'own' the kitchen. She's a cook like me. Both my daughters have a love of it. One cook, one baker. I've got it made :-)
(confession: I'm currently working on my 5 yr old lil spitfire to benefit me in my old age. Yup, I'm shameless. ) 

I am wearing...
What I always do. It's starting to tick me off I can't seem to shake myself out of the clothes rut I'm in.

I am creating...
My folder for March Photo A Day. It's a stretch to get it done but I'm doing it. Point to me.
  
I am going...
Away for the weekend. To a place where time is mine for the most of the day.

I am reading...
The newest J.D. Robb. You can't see the smile on my face, life is good in my world when there's a new one.

I am hoping...
The rest of the month passes fast. I'm hopping a plane to one of my fav places for a week.

I am hearing...
Nothing today. But yesterday I heard. . a bird?! Why helloooo birdie outside somewhere, keep singing.  

Around the house...
I need to purge the winter stuffs that has accumulated.

One of my favourite things...  
A belly laugh. They are better than any therapy any day.

A few plans for the week...
Bah, I'm without a plan. Going to wing it. 

Here is a picture I thought worth sharing...


My youngest daughter's relaxed pose. I wish I could see her like this more often. Pretty nails, doncha think?

Mar 8, 2013

What's with the the pigeon and statue moments?




I hope Spring comes soon. There's some cranky ass people out there and guess who they are aiming their arrows at. . WTH is with all you bad mood Bessies??
Here's a FYI, I ain't a pigeon's statue. Go poop elsewhere.

Hey, do you have a 'HI NORMMM!!' place? Good ol' Norm Peterson from Cheers, eh.
Mine is a truck stop where hubby and I stop for breakfast when he's got one of his rare days off. There's a kick ass sarcastic as shit waitress with a rockin' sense of humour, unsurpassed wit and a faster than quick draw McGraw retort delivered with a F U smirk. God I love this one. And the feeling is mutual by the looks of it. A HUGE loud greeting from her with a well placed insult that sets the place laughing.
I deliver back just as quick as it's expected and I'm not one to let anybody down.
She's a hard workin' single mother who hasn't let life beat her down, all kinds of awesome in a short package.
Come the day I ever win the lotto,(any damn lotto, I'm not fussy) she's probably the third one I'd go see with check in hand. I made this promise to her and she knows well I'd carry through.
Yeah. . . I hope you have this kind of place and people in your life, it sets the rotted parts to rights.

Last year the town I live in changed the placement of garbage pick up, from the front of the house to the back. They supplied us with green and black garbage bins as well as introducing a food scrap bucket which I applaud. Loudly.
The problem with the switch is most everyone leaves those unsightly black garbage bins right at the end of their driveways.Really? Why??
How many descriptives can I use in calling this ugly? In the winter garbage is picked up every two weeks, can you imagine how some are full to over flowing? Not everyone recycles.
I hate it. Out of a row of ten houses on each side I am maybe one of two that take the bins back and place them along side the house.
Come on, lazy asshats, I don't like living next to you any more than you to me but have a sliver of pride in your surroundings already.

We all have our roads we walk on, we all have our good/bad and ugly moments, agreed? So why oh why do you have to bite my head off because I'm not where you are emotionally? I'm sorry you lost or are losing your loved ones. News flash, I lost/am losing some too. But I didn't/don't take my grief out on you, ever. Respect me back that way too, mmkay?

"God is GOOD"
Yeah, I agree BUT honey. . but NOT only when you get money given to you. From strangers. For whining.
It's the ONLY time you bring up His name.
Tsk Tsk Tsk.

True story, Bro!
I was out to supper with my Sugar Daddy last weekend, ( to those of you who don't know me in RL, it's a pet name I have for my husband of 32 years. I reserve the right.) and as always I pay a visit to the powder room after. I'm in the stall and I hear a shriek following by some very colourful language coming from the general area of the sink. Stuff like this makes me laugh,which I did.
She tells me to stay away from the sink of the left, the water was shooting up, down and horizontally. She's wet and sure when I stepped out of the stall it looked like she had not made it to the stall on time.
True to form, I laughed again, quickly washed my own hands in the other sink and told her I had her back.
I had her follow me closely from behind while getting her to give me directions to her table. No one was any the wiser and she made it back embarrassment free.
Leaving my own table on the way out she stopped me, thanking me again and we shared another quick laugh. It struck me then and there the sisterhood women easily share.
I don't ever see a couple of guys doing that for each other. Ever.

Anyhow, my peeps, tomorrow's a new day, one day closer to that elusive Spring we are ALL ready for.
And will someone please do a nekked dance out there to scare Ol' Man Winter away? I'd do it but the the SOB would probably bring on an instant snowstorm to cover my sorry ass up!

Have a great weekend!
Jamie

Mar 4, 2013

On the business of. .

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On the business of some not so nice people.

-The person that calls another out publicly in lieu of privately. Without all the facts. To what avail? To what outcome? To what purpose??

-The neighbour that will have the Karma bus make a special stop for. Will bide my time. As the saying goes ' it's gonna be suuweeet '.

-The Holier than thou Christian spouting hate messages. Against homosexuality. Do you work for Remax? Are you above the crowd? What gives you the right??

-The idiot that said breast feeding in public is disturbing. Oh really now. And I suppose our breasts are solely there for your entertainment and pleasure? Reality check, Colossal Asswipe. They are primarily there to nourish the babies we carry for nine months, willingly ruin our bodies for and lose sleep till we're dead and gone for.

-Stupid people. I go to great lengths to avoid them so why is it every time I go out, I cross paths with one? It then serves to test all my abilities to act with decorum in public and I value not drawing attention to myself there. Because you know. . . the stupid people do it on a daily basis.


On the business of Canada.

-Yes we are polite. Don't say it like it's a bad thing. We know you are laughing at us for it but, really, the joke's on you. We pick our battles to fight, this isn't one of them. I'll let you in on a secret, we actually like being labelled as such.

-Our pride is as strong as yours but we are perhaps able to better see outside our boundaries at the fascinating land/peoples around us. Having said this, we've got our own beauty around us. In abundance. And we enjoy it to the max.

-It's weird when you 'borrow' our flag and sew it on to your luggage or backpacks. In truth, you don't get away with it much, there are tell tale signs that mark us as Canadians. Hard to explain, you have to be one to know what I mean.

-On the other hand, it's comical to hear you try to say 'Eh'. We're not laughing AT you, really. It just tickles our funny bone. After all we have an amazing sense of humour, eh. ;-)

-Come on, admit it, you like our beautiful country. You're just perhaps embarrassed (shy?) to publicly admit it in your neck of the woods for fear of reprisal? I like you, ( well most of you)  I'm not shy to say it.


On the business of Photography.

-It takes more than a simple click of the button. It takes math, preparation, forthought and afterthought  It takes hours and hours of reading/learning/experimenting. It takes commitment and a creative flair helps.

-It takes a love of the art of photography to reach a deep satisfaction. One does not have to be a professional or make money at it. In fact chances are you will not be ready to quit your day job for years to come. One might just be happy making it a hobby perhaps.

-Given all this, when another enjoys the 'fruits of one's labour' give creedence. We are not necessarily looking for an ego boost but a pat on the back or a nod in our general direction goes a long way to vindicating all the hard work put forth.

-Honestly, the best compliments come from other photographers as does the best constructive crits.

-On that subject, learn the different between petty criticism and constructive criticism. One is good, the other a waste of time and energy.

-You will learn your niche. Hone it, own it. But don't stop exploring other avenues.

-The days you leave your camera at home is the days you will smacking yourself upside the head. I know this as fact.


On the business of TV Shows:

- Elementary. It's funny, it's quirky and the two main characters have an interestingly different dynamic.

-Big Bang Theory. The day this one ends will be the day I feel like I felt when 'M.A.S.H' ended. 'Nuff said.

-Grimm. I'm not into all those gore shows or vampire/zombies themed shows and the acting isn't academy worthy but there is something about this show that I enjoy very much.

-Big Brother USA/Canada. Bwahahaha I can watch a real life soap opera/drama fest without being in the damn middle of it. AND I get to fast forward ( what would I do without my PVR?!) the utter stupidity.

-Bones. Oye, I've been watching this one since it's inception. I know there's only a few years left max but I read Kathy Reichs in the past. It was a natural conclusion I'd watch Temperance Brennan on TV.

-The New Normal. A half hour show about two men reaching out to a surrogate to have a family. The surrogate and her child are what makes the show in truth. I really enjoy this one.

On the business of blogging:

-It's been a tough winter for me on several fronts and I have questioned the validity of my blog. ( yet again ) I am not like most and go for numbers ( testament to the fact that I've been blogging since 2009 and only have 100 following. Which I'm really happy with. Honest. ) I don't blog for the sake of putting crap posts out there, there are so many that just like to barf shit on a page, follow blogs and ask you to follow them just for numbers. ( Aww, Muffin, were you not part of the popular club in high school and you are looking to be now? )
I blog for personal reasons. I enjoy writing but at times it helps me deal with stuff. In truth, it's hard to write when I am raw yet it's a catharsis for me. It also helps me bitch about things using humour. ( yup, today's post is such an example ). And yes, I do share my photography here from time to time.
I'll just ask you not to expect anything on regular intervals and if I haven't written anything in a while, I'm busy with life or I've dug myself a hole and am hiding from it. I'm known for doing that and it takes talent/ingenuity to dig me out again. Spring usually is a huge reason I dig out to face the world once more, such as I hate winter that much. Spring and Fall, my fav seasons and wouldn't you know it, two of the shortest. Sigh.

Well this concludes 'On the business of. . ' 

Take care, Peeps. See you all in the funny pages :-)

Jamie