Feb's Open Letters

Dear You and others like you,

Calling a spade a spade is better than calling it what it's not. Or digging a hole and burying it.   

Signed,

Grow a pair

Dear Boy, 

I take great pleasure at your discomfort at standing in my home, meeting 'the mother' for the first time. You will probably hurt my daughter and when you do, I hope it rots and falls off. 

:-) 

Signed, 

Momma Bear

Dear Dog,

Learn how to bath yourself already. Your Eau de Dog is a complete FAIL.

Signed, 

Dog Walker, not Dog Bather.

Dear Back End, 

Would you take a look at you.. :-)  Squats suck big time but they are your friend I see. 

Signed,

I don't wanna BUTT I hafta.  

Dear February, 

Thanks for being the shorty of the bunch. 

Signed, 

Spring or Bust

Dear French Fries

Ohhh you lovely mound of golden salty goodness you. How I love thee.How I crave thee once week a month and if I don't get some, heads will roll. 

Signed,

Would you like fries with that?

Dear Chocolate, 

Your cravings come every 4th month. But I honor your arrival with the good stuff. When it comes to you, nothing but the best for me.

Signed

No Cheap Chocolate