September's Open Letters

Dear Life, 

Thinking of going south for while? Fine.. just go then. Mentally I'm on a tropical vacation anyways so...whateverrrrr.

Signed, 

Beach Bunny

Dear Surgeon, 

You are amazing. But with your good looks and the position I had to be in..I can't quite look you in the eye.

Signed,

Positionally Delicato

Dear Dawn , 

I am excited for the prospect of next year. Even if it doesn't all work out, sometimes the planning of the journey is as exciting as the actual outcome.

Signed, 

Your Partner in Crime  Adventures <3

Dear Water, 

What is it about you that instantly calms me? Is it the slow ebb and flow of yourself that sets me in a trance like state? If I could I would live by you 365 days a year... preferably in Hawai'i, or Victoria, or Cayman Islands. Heck, I'm not fussy. 

Signed

Water Nymph

Dear Truck's Backseat, 

After three days of having to sit on you, I am done. Backseats are for children or maybe dogs,bags, used coffee cups..anything really, but not for me. 

Signed,

Front Seat Fan

Dear  Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda,

Bite me. 

Signed, 

Next Time

Dear Mr. Driver, 

Sure.. speed by me, swerve in and cut me off.  I understand you did it because you thought I was going to fast...?  You made your point. However, the asshole lane is to the far right, kindly make your way there.

Signed,

Cruising in Control

Dear Melting Pot, 

I'm french, I'm all about the wine and cheese. Don't let me down mmmkay? See you soon. 

Signed, 

Frenchie