Apr 28, 2011

Pacific Ocean beauty

My husband and I recently spent a week on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada. This is some of the Pacific Ocean's inhabitants. 


Hubby calls this an Ocean Onion 

All I could think of was, 'Ew'

Beautiful Shoreline

Half Octopus, half Starfish? 


Mussels by morning light

Wait for it...    Rock Stars? ;-)

Jelly Pod'ish type crustacean 

Found a dollar! (a.k.a Sand Dollar)

Underwater World 

Neighbours by choice

pretty waterpods

The ocean's very own spaghetti?

Nature's roughage 


A little colour to spruce up the decor

Apr 24, 2011

For Today


For Today


Outside my window...
I see snow banks on the lawns of the houses in front of me. Um someone wanna tell Mother Nature it's almost May please & thanks.

I am thinking...
about the weird dream I had and the possible reason I had it. Some of them stay with you for a while.

I am thankful for...
coming back home after a week away and finding out my daughter did the housework. In fact I could of wept with gratitude...till she held out her hand and asked for 50$ for playing maid. Funny kid.

From the Kitchen...
I smell toast. Is there anything more pleasing to smell than that, I ask you.  

I am wearing...
my Pjs while I savor my first cup of coffee made by hubby, which he woke me up with. I'm leaning into come really comfortable pillows, waking up slowly, typing this out. Feel free to hate me. lol  

I am creating...
nothing at the moment but am thinking about the bread I am going to make in an hour.  

I am going...
to go out very shortly and buy some little easter eggs. I have a wee one coming over for a hunt and a sugar high. I love paybacks like this.  

I am reading...
nothing at the moment. Waiting...waiting...waiting for one to finish downloading.

I am hoping...
to lose the 5 pounds ( I'm guessing here.. I refuse to get on the damn scale ) I gained during my vacation.  

I am hearing...
hubby coming up the stairs. Quiet time's over. He will want me to get up and get moving. 

Around the house...
I don't have to do much. Outside in the back is another story. I have piles of dog poo to pick up. Some frozen in the snow, others a wet mess. Arne't you glad I shared that with you? 

One of my favorite things...
Is being beside the water. Which I was for the last week. I miss it already. Sigh.

A few plans for the week...
One word. GYM. shitpissfrig.

Here is a picture for thought I am sharing...

This is a mural painted on the outside of a building we happened upon. All I could think of was the child falling in. Couldn't get past it to admire the rest of the very large mural.
I'm such a mother aren't I...

Apr 15, 2011

Retro #2

If you haven't read my first 'Retro' blog, and you are so inclined,it's here.




Last time I mentioned the party line when I took a stroll down memory lane. (What's with that anyways, some lucky people can remember with ease. Me? Not if your life depended on it. Well, maybe if mine did. *wink*)
Ah yes,the party line.
Baby boomers will remember them. Where a person had two, three, five families on one telephone line? You had Nosy Nellie picking up the phone to listen hours on end to everyone's conversations. Unless you were her cousin, in which case you'd pick up the phone and tell her to get the fu*k off. Yeah.. good times if you were lucky enough to hear that sweet exchange.
Push over Nosy Nellie, here's Gossip Gal next. This was, quite surprisingly, a full time job. One she enjoyed to no end. Anything a body wanted to know, she'd be there offering a detailed ( more often embellished ) summary of the event in question.
Then you had Talking Thelma taking over. Yes.. she would hoard the line and talk herself hoarse. Take a five minute break, grab a smoke and get back on to tell you, because finally you could place a call, to hurry up and finish. She had calls to make.
The party line. The one hubby and co-worker installed at the Highlands many a year ago. His boss, because it was a prime spot to sit and have a conversation, made them install one in the outhouse. Yes. You read it right. It was the best place, he figured, for the wires to be put in. The least costly, God rest his cheap ass soul. Sure and there stood the phone for a long long time.
You couldn't of PAID me to use it but it was probably better than any reading material. Which , I think, would of been hard to read anyhow. Poor lighting and all.



And how about our state of the art answering machines? You must remember them.. the cassette player.
And FYI, the one we had wasn't as up to date as this beauty pictured above. We would of thought ourselves trendy with one of these. 
The anticipation we had gathering around to listen when we had a message. Playing with the fast forward button, distorting the voice,driving our mother batty. And ooops, didn't quite catch the last part, had to rewind it and replay it.Yup, technologically speaking, we had arrived.




Ahh vinyl table and chairs, what I wouldn't give to have one of these now actually. I'll take it one step further, I remember a clear plastic tablecloth covering the place mats on the table along with the plastic flowers in the vase. ;-) Want to know what else I remember? Getting up too fast and finding out too late the back of
your legs had stuck. to. the. chairs.
            
           



See that car? A never ending source of embarrassment when I was a teenager. This was similar to the car my mother drove us around in, picked us up from our friends's houses and we went on holidays with.
The car I tried to pass my driver's license with FOUR bloody times. ( Back then we had the pylon cone test to pass and every time I tried to parallel park, I'd run over a cone, effectively 'killing' someone. Finally I borrowed a Honda Civic and bam! I had my driver's license.
Stupid station wagon. lol

What about you,my bloggy pals, wanna Retro with me?

Apr 10, 2011

For Today



For Today


Outside my window...
I see an early Sunday morning. Just a wee bit warmer will find me drinking my first cuppa golden elixir outside listening to the town slowly wake up.

I am thinking...
about the delicious breakfast I'm about to enjoy because I. am. not. cooking. it.

I am thankful for...
having slept. Period.  Everyone guess my age bracket. :-P

From the Kitchen...
I see an empty sink. It confuses me for a moment. Oh, right. On account of my daughter moving out. Yay!! ( to the empty sink in case you are wondering.. okay, who am I kidding. To both! ha ha Love you daughter o' mine. xo ) 

I am wearing...
my PJs and if I don't hurry it up, I'm going to be late for breakfast. Did I mention it was breakfast out. In a restaurant? Where I don't have to cook. Or clean. Or do dishes. Yeah, be a little bit envious. 

I am creating...
again. ahhhh yes. Feels soo good. 

I am going...
to do my best to do the housework I was supposed to do. Four days ago. Yeah, yeah.. I know, I know. But. I. Abhor. Housework.

I am reading...
Storm Cycle. Iris Johansen. On my Kobo. Waiting for the newest Nora book. 

I am hoping...
I do not have to reschedule my trip for the 5th time. ( knockin' furiously on wood here. 
...Yes, my forehead. ) 

I am hearing...
the sound of my own heart beat. It's that quiet here! Yeah, be a little bit envious. 

Around the house...
I know I'm saying 'Yay!' because my daughter moved out but in truth I'm turning around in circles trying to find my 'empty nest' feet again. Feels like I lost my job.. again. It's hard. 

One of my favorite things...
Pussy willows. Brings me to a happy place. Instantly. Saw them yesterday,made my day.

A few plans for the week...
Getting prepared for my trip with hubby. He said the word 'shopping'. Uhoh wrong word. Long winter. Trip coming up. In the mood to shop. You've 5 minutes to get ready or I leave without you, dear. 

Here is a picture for thought I am sharing...
On one hand, testimony to my daughter's awesome makeup talent. On another, sorta insulted I needed that much to not make me look like I hadn't slept in a week. Which I hadn't. Which I looked it. 



Apr 8, 2011

In Your Face.




** Warning: Not for 'Pollyanna' types, not a glass 1/2 full type of post. No humor. Just some bitchin' before I implode. ** ( We will return you to your regularly scheduled 'Jamie' after this episode. Maybe. )

Ok.. it seems I've had a lot of bitchin' pet peeves lately so I thought I would type them out and get rid of them once and for all.. you know, like a Post Secret thing. Only I'm not anonymous. This is me, Jamie, with it 

In Your Face. 

* Egos. While I don't have problems with it within reason, there are times a person's ego is so thick a knife wouldn't cut through it. There are some egos, honest to shit, I have NO idea how they fit through a door. But I have satisfaction of knowing life will backslap them hard enough to knock that wicked HUGE egotistical streak they marinate themselves in. 

* Cops. Why is there not a cop around when you want one? Stuck on the highway, three lanes. Going maximum 20 clicks an hour. A 30 minute ride took me an hour and fifteen minutes. Frustrated, you bet. So why would you deem you have the right to go hell bent for election on the shoulder of the road while the rest of us struck in this clusterfuck? Where's the damn cop? 

* Accountability. Why is it some people insist on holding everyone and sunder accountable for every little perceived faux pas yet justify/ignore their own missteps??  Drives. Me. Insane.  

*Parenting. Or lack thereof. You are a mother. And despite all the bullshit you say, it's clear you should of never been one. They cramp your style it would appear. You look for every possible way out of taking care of them, which you don't for the better part of a day, then you complain about the times that you do?  Why. Did. You. Have. Kids???  

*Neighbours. Why did I choose to have those?? Next move ---> None of your business Town.    Postal Code: MYOB. Ha Ha  I guess there is humor in this post cause that just struck me funny.

* Door Knockin' Religion. I'm Catholic. Been that all my live long life. I don't want to be Jehovah or Mormon, I certainly don't want to be Christian or Muslim or any other form of religion. I'm happy as is. So get me when I say this..I don't go pushing my faith in your face so stay outta mine, ya? And for the love of GOD, some of you STOP knockin' on my frikken door already.

Going to stop here before you all think I'm the biggest bitch around. Which I am but only when provoked to be that. 

If you are so inclined, feel free to add your own 'pet peeve' to the comments section. Let 'er rip, bloggy pals! 

You know you wannnnnaaaa

Apr 5, 2011

Wordless Wednesday- Sometimes it's the little things..

I take comfort in.. like my lifelong Bff's chicken scratching writing. It hasn't changed in 33 years. :-) 

Apr 3, 2011

Musings of This, That and Other Things



Musings of This, That and Other Things, 

I will let you in on a secret. I follow certain blogs anonymously. ( shocking, eh?) Not for the reasons you think. I go at some anonymously because I don't want my real life peeps knowing some of the sites I follow. A blogger leads a very public life, (no shit, Sherlock) and that comes at a cost. There are some blogs that are ... different bordering on strange (not in a sick type of way, get your minds outta gutter, peeps. Sheesh) and I've no need to be questioned why I follow. But there are other reasons I do what I do.
There is a particular blog I follow where if I wanted to, I could post anything, sign my name and no one would hunt me down look at me funny. I could bitch, whine, complain, swear a blue streak, tear a strip off someone who's pissed me off and I wouldn't be judged or condemned. Not that I have posted anything there yet, but just the thought that I could? Yeah...there's freedom in that. 
At times I get frustrated at myself for not having the courage to blog about what I need/want to. It is not my intention to hurt others but I know I will end up doing just that if I spill. 
Which defeats the purpose of a blog, no? Yet feelings have to be taken in account.
Don't get me wrong, for the most part I have no problems sharing things here. Be it through humor or otherwise. (I am known for getting serious on occasion  but I much prefer humor. I can get away with more. *wink* ) 
I don't pretend to be something I'm not here. What you see ( sarcasm, humor, at times bitch(y) ) is what you get. But, hey, a girl's gotta have some secrets, ya know?
Am I making sense, my bloggy pals? Do you do what I do? I've read a couple of your blogs so I know there are some out there who have to thread lightly for various reasons. While there are others who put it all out there. I completely respect both, bordering on being envious of the latter.
I'm sure you agree when I say it's a delicate balance at times.

The time has come. I am due for some retail therapy shopping... again. I did a wee bit couple of weekends ago and I bought something I haven't bought in ..what? 20 years? A dress! Yeah, stop the presses, it's a MAJOR news occurrence in Jamie's world. I. just. don't. do. dresses. But oooohhh this is such a cute little summer thing and frankly I'm sick sore and tired of winter wear. As I said on facebook, I figure I have officially scared away Ol' Man Winter when I flashed my winter white legs in the changing room.
You're welcome, bloggy pals. 

To clean the house by myself or to hire someone to do it? Daughter and the babe moved out again. ( second false start but she's trying!) I am left with many many little fingerprint marks e v e r y w h e r e. Truth? The job looks monumental to me right now, my little spitfire plum wore me down to the ground. I've never hired a maid before and hubby's after me to go ahead and do it. ( hmmm come maybe he's trying to tell me something?)  So I guess I just answered my own question.. (Open your wallet, dear hubby, and pay the maid. And by the way? I hired her on a weekly basis. Great idea,thanks Sweetheart! Um I've been thinking... can we talk about an interior designer, cook and driver? Honey? You look a little pale,you ok?? ) 

The time is fast approaching for my trip with hubby. ( one week Yayyy!)  I've rebooked this thing three times. I'm. ready. to. go. A week of no obligations, no meals to cook, no one to pick up after, no dogs to walk/poop scoop/rinse off, no phone calls to ignore ( luvvv call display. Oh come on, don't tell me you don't ignore calls either. pffft) no idiot neighbours to aggravate me by parking in front of MY house ( hubby says I must think I pay taxes for front house street parking. It's called 'front house parking etiquette' dear. And our neighbours on either side with their various family members/friends/cousins twice removed have ziltch.) .. shit, maybe I won't come back.. 
(why did I just get a mental picture of my girls fist pumpin'? Rotten kids, no respect I tell ya.) 

What about you, my bloggy pals, what are your musings of the day?

Apr 1, 2011

April's Open Letters



Not so Dear First time @ the Gym person? 
So.. this is a gym and as you can see it's a big gym. So why oh why oh why would you choose to park yourself right beside me, a hair away from my personal bubble space? I can tell you don't get gym etiquette. This is not a pick up bar. Don't get thisclose to someone working out. (namely me) and expect smiles and friendliness. You're interrupting my concentration, my rep counting and most of all I am not happy anymore. I am thinking not so nice thoughts.  Your biggest problem, bar none, is your B.O. buddy. It defies explanation. It is pungent, in a throat clogging way. And sour, I've no idea why, I'm so not going there. Your clothes look rescued from the recesses of the darkest corner of your dirt floor basement. You cost me the last 1/3 of my workout. It takes me a whole lot to get me to stop and you managed it in 5 seconds flat. I.could. not. breath. 
And honey? Not even if you were the last man on earth. You can take that to the bank.
Signed, 
YMCA showers are free of charge, ya?

Dear Pasty White Idiot, 
When you called blacks 'niggers' did it make you feel all powerful? I'm assuming you are a White Power uneducated, brainless excuse of a human being wanna be. My grandbebe is biracial but even if she wasn't, you still got yourself a one way ticket to assholeville, no class of course,those like you have none. Keep spewing your crap, eventually you'll drown in it. One can only hope. 
Signed, 
Colour is beautiful, rainbows rock. 

Dear Ms Fancy Car,
I'm sorry I didn't send you a warning that my trusty 7 yr old Jeep and I were going to be on the road today. I had the audacity to be in front of your sleek little number as well. I should be shot, or the very least run into the ditch judging by your put out reaction.. 
By the way, I noticed after you gunned your car ( fishtailed it a tad I see, tsk tsk.. lack of control in more ways than one, ya?) and cut me clean off, you've a bad case of bed head. I really hope no one points it out and you go in many public places with that flattened out crop circle look your sportin'. 
Signed, 
Trust me, I can be the Bigger Bitch.  

Dear Smoker, 
And the purpose of going to the gym, working out like a madman, only to go outside for a smoke afterwards would be...?
Signed, 
Workout Fail. 

Dear Me, 
Why hello there. It's been a while, I see. Ready to get out of the hidey hole you've been in since January? Looking forward to getting to know you again. You overworked, underpaid and grossly under appreciated person you.. 
Signed,
Bustin' out of my self made for sanity reasons cocoon. 

Dear Person I know in RL,
Tis said that eyes are mirrors to the soul. I wonder if you even realize how yours are. I look at your pictures and your smile does not even reach past your upper lip. Your eyes are cold stopping just short of flat. It's striking really.. yet not, given the personality. 
Signed, 
The eyes don't lie. 


Dear Cosmos,
Are we a full moon soon? What's with the crazies coming out of the woodwork lately? And why are they all crossing MY path?? Did someone at the funny farm steal day passes and hold a raffle with my name engraved on the tickets? Wtf gives?
Signed,
Really.. one is enough.