Jan 30, 2011

January's Open Letters



Open Letters

Dear Young Gold Digger, 
Let me clear up the confusion. Men don't have to spend ALL their money on you. The way you put out, they don't have to. By the way, are you tested on a regular basis? You should be.  
Signed,
You give my gender a bad name.

Dear Customer Service Person, 
Please understand the title for which you were hired for. In short, you are there to help the, and repeat after me if this confounds you, c u s t o m e r. You are not paid to chat with your friend over at the cash register behind me, thus talking around me or above me. And don't stand there with the receipt still talking to your co-worker, waiting for me to reach over and take it. You little snot, whatever you make per hour is too much.
Signed, 
The Customer you are supposedly paid to help. 

Dear El Nino,
Grow a pair and take on that nasty piece of work, El Nina . Almost 3 ft of snow inside of a week and a half here.. you good and pissed her off this time, pal. sigh
Signed,
Waving a white flag from the bowels of the snowbank.

Dear Mood, 
Really? Try and improve a wee bit mmkay? Otherwise it's going to be you and me for the rest of the winter season...all by our lonesomes. 
Signed,
Find your happy place right quick

Dear eReader,
You. Rock. 
Signed
New Convert ( and saving a tree )

Dear Me
Ok, so .. rough January. Keep the faith and a good stock of wine, it'll turn soon. If it doesn't then 'praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.'  
Signed, 
Me

Dear Lotto Max 50 million $ winner 
I can't help but think that amount of money is terrifying to win. We all try but you nailed it. I hope you don't follow along the path of previous winners of huge amounts. Scary stuff when you read about it. Yet I also can't help but think how 10% of that would of been nice in my account. Sigh. 
Signed,
9 to 5

Jan 28, 2011

For Today..






For Today

Outside my window...
I see the end of the January thaw. Major pout.

I am thinking...
about my camera. How much I miss it. How little time I have to play with her anymore.

I am thankful for...
my youngest daughter getting out of a bad situation without flattening out someone who, and pardon me for this but truth is truth, deserved it in spades.

From the Kitchen...
I am planning with health and calories in mind. Play time's over, scale yelled at me. Ugh.

I am wearing...
Uber comfy pj's. Which I don't plan on getting out of till I am forced to. ( which is about 11:30 am ) 

I am creating...
a to-read list on my eReader that would make you green with envy. I get ALL my ePub books f r e e. Yes, you read it right. Amen  

I am going...
to take my youngest daughter out for supper to celebrate her restraint(and mine). 
Momma Bear's claws were sharpening by mote. 

I am reading...
J.D. Robb. (still)  But had a wonderful half hour with Jagger. Wait for her, my reader friends. She's coming to a bookstore near you in the near future and she kicks MAJOR ass.   

I am hoping... 
The sun will come out and play more often in the coming month. My face got sun kissed during the brief thaw, chasing away the whiter white and it wants way MORE. 

I am hearing...
Quiet. What's wrong with this picture? Hmmm.. oh, okay, I get it. My lil spitfire, a.k.a The Tornado's sleeping. ;-)  

Around the house...
I am managing to control the chaos that comes with my youngest and her daughter moving back in. Points to me, I have this down to a science. HA.

One of my favorite things...
or rather my NEW favorite thing; my eReader. Am I going to miss the real thing? Dunno, time will tell. But I'm lovin' it right now. 

A few plans for the week...
The most pressing is moving my daughter out of her apartment. I'm alone to do it, hubby's on the pipeline. She has more crap stuff than three people combined. How does one accumulate so much?? 

Here is a picture for thought I am sharing...

The baby I am desperately missing. Pout. Sigh.


Jan 21, 2011

Flowers in January?

Ok maybe not but hopefully it'll help chase away the January blahs if only for a short time.
Hang in Peeps, it can't last forever, right?

Always Reds.

X-Files'ish

If only I had a green thumb

What to do with a land lubber

Eye poppin'

Orange ya glad this isn't black?

 Aesthetically pleasing

Pretty Purple

Jan 16, 2011

January's 'It's Okay!'



It's Okay

...to be up at a disgusting early hour. It's not ok, however, to comment on my bedtime since it's your snoring that got me up at said disgusting hour.

...lay on the couch like a slug, in my flannel jammies, all day and ignore the phone,eat like shit and feel like it afterwards. But it's not okay two running days straight. Sigh. 

...to love my PVR. Like my TBR pile, it waits patiently & quietly for me. :-)

...if my little spitfire prefers to come to this G-ma's house. I am that cool in her world. Boo ya.

...to hole up and block every conceivable form of communication for January.(please refer to #2)  If you don't see me in February, don't worry, I'm still in winter denial and ignoring.. well generally everybodything. I'll be human again in May. 

...to lick one's lips at the sight of James Todd Smith, a.k.a. L.L.Cool J. Why hellooo there, big boy. What he and hubby don't know, don't hurt 'em. 

...to sneak an extra cookie. If nobody's watching do the calories count? ;-)

...to wake up to sunshine. It's really ok. So who's gonna chase it out from it's hidey hole?

...to refrain from swearing but I really really want to after every second word I type. Such is my mood tonight. Which is why I'm up in my room alone. I love my husband enough to shield him from me. Fuck, I'm nice, eh? 
                                                                                       ooopsy.. slipped. 

...to sometimes wish to have certain attributes like.. let's say.. Angelina Jolie's. Like her face, her houses,her pay checks. She can keep that brood of kids and hubby though. I'm not greedy.

...to flip off anyone who's posting pictures of some tropical place they're at & bragging about it. I hope they get sunburned on their asses. 
:-)


What are you Okay with?

Jan 14, 2011

Picture Ode to my Man

I've been asked ever so politely not to post pictures of hubby anywhere online. But I am sneaking in a few. Anybody else's hubby as bashful?

Yup, my man has broad shoulders..

He likes to keep an, uh, eye on things.

Granddaughter thinks he's cool. 

Looks awesome in a pair of shades

I asked him to draw a self caricature. Apparently he decided to draw all that's important to him.. and me.

His name is R. and this blog was met with his approval. (I really need a sarcastic font.)

Jan 8, 2011

Cue in X-Files music...

In my last post I mentioned that hubby and I had 'company' in our B&B room. Here's the story of what happened. Enjoy, Charlene :-)

Googled image.
Picture this:
Middle of the night, snuggled under a very luxurious duvet. (albeit heavy) in a quaint B&B tucked in a nook of the Rocky Mountains. The bed was king sized, the room decorated with antique pieces, adding to the rustic feel of it. But that's not what's going through my husband's mind at two am. He was awake and focused on the depression some.. thing was making on our bed. Curtains were not drawn tight, the street lamp chasing out the dark in the corners of our room. A person such as himself could see very well ( as opposed to me who's blind as a bat without glasses ) and there he was, watching movement at the foot of the bed, but there was nothing to be able to see. No one was there but us.
In the physical that is.
He watched as some unseen thing 'sat' on the edge of the bed, then as it walked across the length of it, the general shape of ( small female?) footprints following each other. No explanation readily available, no concrete definite as to what had just happened.

Picture this:
Same room, same bed. Four poster bed to be precise. On one post, my hubby had hung his hoody, his coat then his hat. Enough weight to have to physically move the coats around. You would think, right?
Wrong.
We noticed the coats 'turning'. The direction the front of the black coat had been facing our pillows at the head of the bed before we went to bed. The next morning, even before setting foot on the floor, we noticed the coats had turned half way around and were now facing the other side of the room. Neither one of us had gotten up through the night to have brushed by to possibly move it.
Add to that in the half hour it took us to eat breakfast in our room, facing the bed and posts, the coats had turned a quarter of a turn again.

Best I could do was try to record it with a couple of pictures.
You are more than welcome to think I've been smoking funny things or spiking my coffee, but a) I don't smoke. Cigarettes or other grassy mood enhancing substances and b) I don't drink alcoholic beverages before 3 in the afternoon.

Here's your visual. Use the small yellow square on the door behind the coat as a point of reference.




Sorry for the quality of the pictures but it was the best I could do with what I had. It's quite clear the position of the coats are different without us having been anywhere near them. We hadn't quite finished breakfast at that point and they had turned even more.

All in all, it was interesting on two fronts. One, just because. Two, to have it happen to my non believer of a husband made it all that much more fun.

To be honest, and again, feel free to think my day pass should be revoked, things like this aren't new in our lives. There have been many instances where one just couldn't explain away the strange events.

The latest 'situation' happened to my very analytically minded daughter. It left her quite shaken, struggling with her scientific beliefs. Let's just say we believe she got a 'visit' from a family member who died years back.

A few years ago my youngest daughter alone in her friend's basement, paralyzed by some'thing' holding her down and breathing on her neck. Unable to move a single muscle for the duration,oddly not afraid in the moment. However, I don't think she'd welcome a repeat.
We also have something in common, her and I . We see shadows of human forms on a regular basis, out of our peripheral vision, when there's no one there.

To me, these are a part of my norm, I can't even begin to count the number of times things that have happend.
One recurring thing is ever since my father-in-law died, there isn't one single time I can go for a walk and not have one of the street lamps go out when I'm directly underneath it only to light up again as I reach the second or third one away from it. Any street, anywhere, any town. I always say hello to him when it happens, I figure it's his way of pranking me. ( who would of thunk the old man had a sense of humor?! )

The one event that stands out most for me was the night my husband (then boyfriend) was nearly killed in a car accident. I was in my early 20's at the time.
He always had this habit of coming into the bedroom, putting one knee on the bed and kissing my cheek when I was nearly asleep. His way of saying goodnight.
On this particular night, unbeknownst to me, my hubby was in the front passenger seat of a small car, window down, when it clipped a parked car. Two miles from where I slept. To ask him today, he'll tell you they were driving far beyond the posted speed limit, and tell you the exact time the accident happened. It's one of the last things he remembers.
And the first thing I do. The time. One o'clock in the morning. That's when I felt the bed depress with my husband's knee and I got a kiss on my cheek. Like always. I jackknifed up looking for him, surprised I hadn't heard anyone come in the house.
Only there was no one there. I remember laying back down, my heart trying to beat itself out of my chest. Eventually I fell back asleep.
Only to be woken up by my husband's brother and mother at my door the next morning.
There had been a serious accident, they were telling me, he was in a hospital bed unable to move. ( the paralysis was temporary, thank God,but he was in traction for a while ) I was shown the car before my husband. BIG mistake. Dumbass brother of his wanted to see it. I was convinced they were lying to me about him still being alive.

I do believe my husband died that night and came to say goodbye to me. 30 years later as he sleeps beside me, snoring loud enough to wake the -ha ha- dead, I thank the powers that be decided it wan't his time. ( although if he doesn't quit snoring ,his jig just might be up tonight. geezusss )
In all seriousness it connects us on a unique level, this one event. Gives new meaning to the term 'soulmate', ya?
I readily accept things like this, while my kids and hubby struggle to explain their own dealings with strange happenings.

I know what I know and what I know is this;
We are not alone.

( yeah ok that was a cheesy take on X-Files but great last line, ya? Muahahaha )



*** now sits back and watches her number of followers decline ever so slowly***

Jan 6, 2011

Musings of This, That and Other Things.


At times there are names that pop up in my memory, people from my long ago/not so long ago past. Sometimes it's triggered by a deja-vu, others by a smell, or a random thought dug by my sub-consciousness? Who knows.. On the whole, I can manage to find out a thing or two about that person, directly or indirectly. There is one that has eluded me since high school graduation. 
I've thought of Andy on and off through the years. No, not an old boyfriend, not anything like that, but he was special to me. No matter who I ask, they've not heard a whisper about him, from him. 
I do hope you are well, Andy P and life was/is kind to you. I hope you still walk among us.

Ok so what can a body do but laugh.. I was driving down main street of my little town, AT a respectable speed no less.. I know, right? Different. But it is winter and I do respect winter driving because of cases like this;
Two old biddies decide they are going to cross the road RIGHTNOW with their bags and canes just flying. People? I'm almost on top of them. 
I lock the brakes and sure here I go, sliding on slush with my ass end going sideways. I have to avoid those two old crows, look in my back view to see if I'm going to be rear ended and try to miss the oncoming traffic and/or parked cars.  Give me points for a quick reaction in my desperate attempt to not run them over. And what do I get? 
I get them giving me the ol' stink eye, mouths just yappin' away at my direction. 
Ladies? Haul ass before I decide to slap this bitch in park and vacate my vehicle to shove your asses across the street. 
What can you do but laugh. Cantankerous old biddies, you got lucky.. this time.

I'm in trouble. Again. Every. Damn. January. Friggen flippin' S.A.D. I can feel myself tripping into it's slippery miserable grips. It comes for me every year, rotten disorder. Doesn't it know I have SO much better things to do with my time,my emotions than having them tampered and toyed with? I just don't have time for it's bullshit. Yet every January, it comes back, forces me to play with it. Dangerous grounds. I'm sick, sore and tired of it. 
Part of the cure experts advise is exercise or take a trip to a warm sunny place. Next week I'm all over the first one, I'm so hooped for the second. 
Shitpissf*ck. Argh I.Hate. January. (throw in February while you're at it, that one's a misery as well) 

Wine. 
Yummy sanity saving alcoholic beverage. Having a glass as I type. Chasing the lump of pathetic emotional January bullshit down my throat. Slainte and screw you S.A.D. ( or at least as long as this 1/2 glass of wine lasts. I'll takes what I can get anyway it comes.

Slush/melting snow with tons of windshield washer fluid today, minus 40 with the windchill a week from now. Only in Canada, Eh. 

I'm pretty sure hubby and I stayed in a B&B room that was already occupied, by the kind you can't see. hmm it was entertaining. I'll blog about it soon. 

What about you, my bloggy pals, what are your musings today?

Jan 4, 2011

Jan 2, 2011

For Today..



For Today

Outside my window...
I can't see squat, the blinds are closed.

I am thinking...
about breakfast. Food. It's a beautiful thing. Damn. It. 

I am thankful for...
surviving December! 'Nuff said. 

From the Kitchen...
I have a better eating plan for January. ( but I have some chocolate stashed. ha ha ) 

I am wearing...
flannels. Hello? This is Northern Canada, eh. It's flippin' cold. 

I am creating...
absolutely nothing. Dangerous ground for me. I withdraw when I'm like this. Uhoh.  

I am going...
to attempt to do some laundry. Ya..I know , right? Yuck.

I am reading...
J.D. Robb. Eve's a lucky bitch.  

I am hoping... 
I can lose the weight I gained. boo. :-(

I am hearing...
hubby downstairs, pacing. He's thinking.. not always a good thing. lol  

Around the house...
everything is back to normal. Ahhhhhh

One of my favorite things...
is going away for a weekend with hubby. I love those mini vacations. 

A few plans for the week...
Exercise. Exercise. Exercise. Feel me?  

Here is a picture for thought I am sharing...

Here's what -40 looks like. (taken with cell)